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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:31
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
If you have curly hair, when should you brush it?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
So they tried
World fertility rates in 'unprecedented decline' - UN - BBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
China Auto Body Slams ‘Vicious Competition’ After BYD Price Cuts - Bloomberg
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids